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a rage, Where as this lord sat eating at his board: Unnethes* might the friar speak one word, with difficulty Till at the last he saide, “God you see.” *save
This lord gan look, and said, “Ben’dicite! What? Friar John, what manner world is this? I see well that there something is amiss; Ye look as though the wood were full of thieves. Sit down anon, and tell me what your grieve* is, *grievance, grief And it shall be amended, if I may.” “I have,” quoth he, “had a despite to-day, God yielde you, adown in your village, reward you That in this world is none so poor a page, That would not have abominatioun Of that I have received in your town: And yet ne grieveth me nothing so sore, As that the olde churl, with lockes hoar, Blasphemed hath our holy convent eke.” “Now, master,” quoth this lord, “I you beseek” — “No master, Sir,” quoth he, “but servitour, Though I have had in schoole that honour. <24> God liketh not, that men us Rabbi call Neither in market, nor in your large hall.” “No force,” quoth he; “but tell me all your grief.” no matter Sir,” quoth this friar, “an odious mischief This day betid is to mine order and me, befallen And so par consequence to each degree Of holy churche, God amend it soon.” “Sir,” quoth the lord, “ye know what is to doon: do Distemp’r you not, ye be my confessour. be not impatient Ye be the salt of th’ earth, and the savour; For Godde’s love your patience now hold; Tell me your grief.” And he anon him told As ye have heard before, ye know well what. The lady of the house aye stiller sat, Till she had hearde what the friar said, “Hey, Godde’s mother;” quoth she, “blissful maid, Is there ought elles? tell me faithfully.” “Madame,” quoth he, “how thinketh you thereby?” “How thinketh me?” quoth she; “so God me speed, I say, a churl hath done a churlish deed, What should I say? God let him never the; thrive His sicke head is full of vanity; I hold him in a manner phrenesy.” a sort of frenzy “Madame,” quoth he, “by God, I shall not lie, But I in other wise may be awreke, *revenged I shall defame him ov’r all there I speak; *wherever This false blasphemour, that charged me To parte that will not departed be, To every man alike, with mischance.”
The lord sat still, as he were in a trance, And in his heart he rolled up and down, “How had this churl imaginatioun To shewe such a problem to the frere. Never ere now heard I of such mattere; I trow* the Devil put it in his mind. believe In all arsmetrik shall there no man find, arithmetic Before this day, of such a question. Who shoulde make a demonstration, That every man should have alike his part As of the sound and savour of a fart? O nice proude churl, I shrew** his face. foolish curse Lo, Sires,” quoth the lord, “with harde grace, Who ever heard of such a thing ere now? To every man alike? tell me how. It is impossible, it may not be. Hey nice churl, God let him never the. *foolish thrive The rumbling of a fart, and every soun’, Is but of air reverberatioun, And ever wasteth lite and lite away; little There is no man can deemen, by my fay, judge, decide If that it were departed equally. divided What? lo, my churl, lo yet how shrewedly *impiously, wickedly Unto my confessour to-day he spake; I hold him certain a demoniac. Now eat your meat, and let the churl go play, Let him go hang himself a devil way!”